KISS BURGER - BACKSTAGE V.I.P. MENU! Besides our standard menu of outstanding Burgers, Fries and Shakes, KISS BURGER is adding some new and exciting items to our menu -- items that reflect the greatness and unique personalities of the four original members. I think you'll find something to please everyone! PAUL'S BALLS - MATZO BALL SOUP You haven't lived until you've had one of Paul's warm round balls in your mouth! From an old Eisen family recipe, once you cradle a warm bowl of Paul's balls in your hands you will be a true believer. Best Matzo ball soup in LA! ACE'S "STONED-OVEN" PIZZA We don't know what the hell Ace has been putting on these pies, but it sure isn't Oregano. One of the more popular "BACKSTAGE" menu items, one slice and you'll be seeing spacemen! Sloppier than one of his post-1975 solos, this is the only item we let Ace cook -- seriously, how could anyone screw up a pizza? "GOD OF THUNDER" FIREHOUSE CHILI Feel the Heat - Heaven's on Fire! Fire, indeed! And by "heaven" we mean your mouth! Trust me, there aren't even enough KISS song titles to do this chili justice. It's, er...um.. Hotter than Hell... Boy, even I'm bored with this one. I guess the chili is good, tho. It's not like KISS fans would eat up whatever crap we served them, right? THE "PEARL" NECKLACE Two plump chicken breasts coated in a circular spray of hot white sauce! Now that's hot! This mouth-watering meal made a big splash with the ladies. (FYI - We asked Peter come up with a special dish for the menu, however he wanted too much money. Instead we got his drum company Pearl to sponsor this dish.) GENE'S MINI WEINERS AND "LICK IT UP" DIPPING SAUCE Kids are people too! And more people means more potential KISS FAN$! We have the perfect bite size snacks to keep those little demons bastards in line. Mini weiners jammed into soft round buns - they go great with our patented "Lick It Up" dipping sauce. And remember, we use only the finest Kosher meats in our products! TRIPLE DECKER DEMON BURGER The burger that separates the "Men from the Goys!" This burger features all the quality ingredients of our standard KISS BURGER - PLUS an added third layer of tongue meat and Gefilte fish! Available on either rye or Challah bread. LET PAUL STANLEY "TOSS YOUR SALAD!" KISS BURGER has just added a new "all you can eat"* salad bar to our California-based restaurants. On Friday nights Paul will be at our West Hollywood location to toss your salad personally.Trust me, I've known Paul for like 40 years and have seen him work magic with fruits and vegetables. Who knows, maybe his "wife" will show up too. (* salad bar is limited to one trip per person, and is only available for 7 minutes after initial purchase.) MENU UPDATE: Due to pressure from the guys over at "The National Organization for Women" KISS BURGER has removed the "Fur Burger" from our menu. We apologize to those in the lesbian community for our poor judgement. For more details please check the "Frequently Asked Questions" section on this site. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <-- HOME                                         NEXT -->