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KISS Burger - Questions about KISS BURGER?

KISS Burger - Jobs and Employment Opportunities at KISS BURGER restaurant!

So you want to be part of the KISS BURGER organization? That's easy to understand -- everybody loves a winner. First we need to gather some basic information about you so we know that you have the attitude, character and drive to be a KISS BURGER team player! We might look like clowns, but we don't hire them. Also, we need to screen out the toothless losers and drug-crazed hippies!

PART ONE -- BASIC MULTIPLE CHOICE QUESTIONS:
1) Who is your favorite Rock and Roll band?

The Beatles
Led Zeppelin
KISS

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2) How important is it to you that KISS are inducted into the "Rock and Roll Hall of Fame" this year?

Somewhat Important
Extremely Important
They're not in already? Who's the fag running that joint?

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3) How much of your disposable income do you spend on KISS merchandise?

5%
10%
I currently have the KISS KASKET on a lay-a-way plan

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4) Would you be willing to be paid for your work at KISS BURGER with KISS merchandise instead of cash?

Financially impossible
Depends on the merchandise
A case of Psycho Circus ice scrappers? AWESOME, dude!

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5) If a train carrying 500,000 copies of KISS ALIVE III is heading southeast going approximately 60 miles per hour, how long will it take before KISS announces another "Farewell Tour"?

Not soon enough
Whenever they damn well feel like it
Tickets on sale tomorrow

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6) You're driving down Sunset Boulevard when a 60 year-old man with very natural wirey jet black hair and giant jowls pulls up to you in a Range Rover waging his tongue like an anteater. What do you do?

Lock my doors and drive away
Call Chris Hansen
Pull over, sign a non-disclosure agreement, and perform oral sex in his SUV

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7) You wake up nude in the supply room of your new place of employment. There is white and black clown makeup on your chest and pubic area. What would you do?

File a false and libelous police report
Apologize for "napping on the job"
Shave off your pubes and sell them on eBay!

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8) A Priest, a Rabbi, and a grown man dressed as a clown walk into a bar. The men order drinks. What does the clown order?

A glass of red wine
A vodka tonic with a lime twist
Nothing. As he made quite clear, he has "never tasted alcohol in his entire life."

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9) What is your favorite Rock and Roll oriented Website on the Internet?

www.Metalsludge.tv
www.rockandrollbadboy.com
www.KissOnline.com

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10) If you could have dinner at any Restaurant in the world, where would you eat?

KISS BURGER
KISS BURGER
KISS BURGER

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IMPORTANT: BEFORE YOU HIT THE "SUBMIT" BUTTON BELOW MAKE SURE YOU ANSWERED EACH QUESTION HONESTLY AND ACCURATLEY.

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