MENU & PRICING - KISS BURGER'S PLEDGE OF CUSTOMER SATISFACTION "Keep It Simple, Stupid." Those are words to live by and the four words that KISS BURGER was founded on. Give the people what they want at a price they can afford and you will never go wrong. You see, people expect consistency and familiarity to make them feel safe -- trust me, why do you think KISS has been playing the same set list since 1978. Here at KISS BURGER we have the three main food groups covered: Burgers, Fries and Shakes -- and nobody does them better than KISS BURGER. Nobody. SIZE MATTERS! We don't think small - neither should you, that's why all items on the KISS BURGER menu come in three sizes: Big, Bigger, and Biggest. Anyone who tells you that size doesn't matter is either lying or has never plowed a Playboy Playmate unconscious with their Rhino-sized Rod Meat. NO HIDDEN COSTS! At KISS BURGER you don't need to be a certified public accountant to figure out how much your meal will cost. Every single item on the KISS BURGER menu is priced at $2.50! It's that simple. No tricky "99 cent" menu crap. No useless coupons -- ever try cutting one of those things out with scissors? You'll be lucky if you only lose one finger in the process. Special sales? What purpose does that serve other than to "devalue" our food. We know the value of our products and so will you once you taste our meat. ULTIMATE VALUE: THE KISS KOMBO! If you're looking to order more than two items from our menu we offer the "KISS KOMBO" Package * - That's right, for just $10 we will arrange any 3 items in a convenient takeout bag or and easy to carry 4-sided tray. (* includes a $2.50 handling fee) Want to see HOW WE BUILD THE BEAST? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- <-- HOME                                         NEXT -->